Assignment: Make something with a stapler. You can staple things together or just work with the staples.
Materials: a pair of ladies undies and a whole lot of staples.
Inspiration: With Valentine's Day just around the corner, give your special monster or mad scientist friend something they'll be sure to treasure. PORCU-PANTIES! They'll think of you every moment they are wearing them or using them to torture a victim!
(Oddly, I haven't yet been able to find a live model. ;-) )
As you can see by Vincent's look of longing in the background, he wishes he'd had these for his interpretation of Verden Fell in TOMB OF LIGEIA